A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.
True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.
That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.
“there were no black people in the film brave”
“there were no fat people in the les mis film”
there were no humans in cars
Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
get ur head in the game
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"