The whole enchilada

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

50maidsofgrey:

smallblogger:

“there were no black people in the film brave

“there were no fat people in the les mis film”

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there were no humans in cars

[skips formalities] THEY’RE MARRIED 

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

eatpizzas:

hey
hey juliet
get ur head in the game

eatpizzas:

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me